Farage In The Jungle

[Roobaba]

[Roobaba]

Oops system glitch! Posted ok?

Farage: I've not signed a contract for I'm a Celebrity….yet

Comments?

[douglas9401]

He'll be right at home with the other froggy faces.

[Ellipsis]

OMG, yes please, as long as there is no "Nigel is excused this task for medical reasons" ...

[douglas9401]

Don't think a pain in the proverbial counts though.

[ynnafymmi]

Is this what they used to call Saturday night entertainment?Jesus wept.

[Ellipsis]

Farage chomping on a kangaroo's vagina ... what's not entertaining about that???

[ynnafymmi]

Well depends what the kangaroo has to say about it at the time Ellipsis.She might be happy enough about it?

[jourdain2]

Oh  dear ...........

[Khandro]

What's your question? or more so, what's your point?

[tomus42]

//Farage chomping on a kangaroo's vagina ... what's not entertaining about that???//

Literally everything.

[Mozz71]

Will the show be sponsored by Nat West?

[Roobaba]

Khandro 'What's your question? or more so, what's your point?'

Khandro are you talking to me? What's your point..? I exist.

To continue..

So it's confirmed, the majority of ABer's 'poster boy' Nige is in!

No doubt you'll all be glued to your TV sets Sunday at 9pm.
 

[Roobaba]

So 'they' are making plans for Nigel.. get him out asap - collect fee (rumoured to be £1.5 Million).. mission accomplished, job done. Next job.. become PM.. sorted.

What they are not planning on is good old 'call me Dave' DC being parachuted in on day 2 to sort things out in camp.. as Lord of the jungle - 'foreigners, nice peeps know'll 'bout 'dem.. haha' (see past record =true facts - Syria, Libya.. etc)..

Tarzan The Lord of the jungle is back!

[newmodarmy]

What drivel.