Fairy Tales Of Christmas Ab

[DTCwordfan]

Thanks to Maggiebee's answer on naomi's Carols thread - and to the Pogues.....

 

It was Christmas Eve smowy, babe
In the nailit I'm innit tank
An AOG said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old pookaDew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about Abers - yes you

Got on a rosie one
Ken came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and ABers - yes you
So Happy Christmas
I greet you all ABer babes
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

Tony's got cars big as bars
Lady J's handmade pots of gold
But the AB wind goes right through ozzieland too
It's no place for the old
When JTH first took Gully's hand
And kicked him out on Xmas Eve
She promised me
Suspension was waiting for me

Retro thought he were 'andsome
Peter P - thought he were pretty
Queenie of Lothian City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Eds were swinging
All the Mods they were singing
Minty kissed her OH on a corner
Then ghosted through the night

Pasta was leading the AB choir
Were singing sunnydave's fallen in Galway Bay
And the Barry bells were ringing out

For AB's Christmas day

Hopkirk's bum is Arky poor
RedHelen's nose is still red and sore
Nicebloke's full of Christmas spirit and more
Lying there pished next to squad in that bed
Your shoppin' bag's full - yes you maggiebee                          But you forgot the bloody hoppy tree
Happy Christmas our AB ***

I pray JTH, aka Godess, it's not our last

Barmaid was now leading the AB choir
Still singing sunnydave's fallen in Galway Bay
And the Barry bells were ringing out

For AB's Christmas Day

I could have been a troll, a someone
Well so could TTT - well anyone
AB took my thoughts from me
When I first found you
I kept the crosswords in 'last i'm nearly there'
And lost many an ABer on the road
In memory of many souls, ahem
We've built our thoughts around them

naomi was now leading the AB choir
Still singing sunnydave's fallen in Galway Bay
And the Bally barry bells were ringing out

For AB's Christmas Day.

[DTCwordfan]

Excuse the verse breaks, all completely ignored when I pressed the load up button!

[DTCwordfan]

It was Christmas Eve smowy, babe
In the nailit I'm innit tank
An AOG said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old pookaDew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about Abers - yes you

 

Got on a rosie one
Ken came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and ABers - yes you
So Happy Christmas

 

I greet you all ABer babes
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

 

Tony's got cars big as bars
Lady J's handmade pots of gold
But the AB wind goes right through ozzieland too
It's no place for the old
When JTH first took Gully's hand
And kicked him out on Xmas Eve
She promised me
Suspension was waiting for me

 

Retro thought he were 'andsome
Peter P - thought he were pretty
Queenie of Lothian City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Eds were swinging
All the Mods they were singing
Minty kissed her OH on a corner
Then ghosted through the night

 

Pasta was leading the AB choir
Were singing sunnydave's fallen in Galway Bay
And the Barry bells were ringing out

For AB's Christmas day

 

Hopkirk's bum is Arky poor
RedHelen's nose is still red and sore
Nicebloke's full of Christmas spirit and more
Lying there pished next to squad in that bed
Your shoppin' bag's full - yes, you maggiebee                          But you forgot the bloody hoppy tree
Happy Christmas our ABers - yes, we

I pray JTH, aka Godess, it's not our last

 

Barmaid was now leading the AB choir
Still singing sunnydave's fallen in Galway Bay
And the Barry bells were ringing out

For AB's Christmas Day

 

I could have been a troll, a someone
Well so could TTT - well anyone
AB took my thoughts from me
When I first found you
I kept the crosswords in 'last i'm nearly there'
And lost many an ABer on the road
In memory of many souls, ahem
We've built our thoughts around them

 

naomi was now leading the AB choir
Still singing sunnydave's fallen in Galway Bay
And the Bally barry bells were ringing out

For AB's Christmas Day.

[maggiebee]

Excellent DTC.

[roopower]

Brilliant!