Great idea to wind up the journo's

[chimney]

Next summer when the smoking ban comes into force I want to get dressed up as an Islamic extremist who is also an illegal immigrant, in full fox hunting get up (with dead fox), and have a picture taken of me binge drinking and smoking in a pub send it into one of the tabloids claiming that I am one of the drug dealers that goes to the same pub as Prince William

Can anyone else think of anything to add to my picture?

[Drusilla]

A sheep!

[goldenboy]

sol campbell

[flashpig]

You could be sharing a pint with a chicken with a sniffle.

[laurence2]

Hold a banner glorifying hatred

[chimney]

goldenboy - I appreciate your answer, but it's not that sort of pub!

[eupraxia]

Added sign saying twit

[goldenboy]

what? a 'sports' bar?

[brachiopod]

When they do their research, they should also find out that you are a lottery-winning traveller with an ASBO, and that you have bought a piece of land in rural Surrey and set up your own illegal traveller's site.

[tigga]

A christmas tree and a piggy bank.

[jason1980]

...your bigbrother application