condoms

[devilbliss]

VAT has been reduced to 5% on condoms

[saxo_boi]

waaaaahhheeeeeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OBonio]

Thank god! With all that money I'll be able to save my pension fund should be fine! Thank you O Wise Brown One.

[4getmenot]

Just go to family planning. they are free :-)

[hal]

I saw that coming....

[Brando_#1]

Close your eyes then, you dont want *** to go into your eyes.

[pugwash52]

What with FREE bus pass and now 5% off condoms, we pensioners won't know what to do with all our spare money!!

[don1]

Don't get giddy pugwash gas prices have just gone up by 20% (presumably in line with inflation)

[Se7en]

What about extra large condoms - are they down to 5% aswell?

[spacechimp]

You can put your spare money in a condom and put it somewhere...safe.

[Se7en]

Is that to get it through customs ?

[spacechimp]

Very little time on the end of my kerb? I think once condoms have been on the pavement, they should really be disposed of.

[mrssimpson]

can see you are all of the male species here

[spacechimp]

species? what on earth?

[mrssimpson]

group of animals that are related closely enough to interbreed naturally

[Se7en]

mrs simpson, just coz you married a king doesnt mean you're superior to us.

[Se7en]

And Spacechimp Eddie meant "kebab" not kerb. Its obviously a synonym.

[mrssimpson]

perhaps spacechimp meant kerb crawling

[Greedyfly]

They should be free anyways or at least standard ones should be.