ha ha, where's Ward-Minters input? dont tell me its been censored already. WM - do you post on whatswrongwithbritain.co.uk? nothing EVER gets censored on there.
I would put the same things in my maifesto that flip-flip suggested. And then when I got in (with a massive landslide majority) I would do the opposite. The great thing is that the British electorate are thick as **** and wouldn't even notice, so I'd just trot out the same manifesto next time round and get in again.