is it the polis ?

[crete]

the police want to take you down to the station to answer some questions,what did you get up to last night ?

[Dizzieblonde]

You haven't got a shred of evidence on me, piggy - I went to look at a new car then came home and watched telly *pushes up nose to make snout*

[crete]

do you have any witnesses lady ?

[Dizzieblonde]

Yes, several people at Corley Service Station on the M6

[crete]

are you aware that service station was the one involved in an aemed robery last night doll ?

[crete]

oops armed

[Dizzieblonde]

My current car barely gets into fifth gear - I think if I was planning a getaway, I'd choose something faster *oink*

[crete]

dont think you are very reliable miss best phone your lawyer you will be in the cells until tomorrow afternoon at least no anser bank for you today im afraid

[Dizzieblonde]

It's a stitch-up! You done me like a kipper!

[crete]

ye ye heard it all before now get ready for a strip search

[Dizzieblonde]

Oooh Officer!

[crete]

sorry did i say a strip search meant a striptease.we are waiting officer

[Dizzieblonde]

Now that would be criminal...

[wonderwoman1]

lol you two!!

[lushrhian]

how flirty!!

[crete]

flirty is a great word but ******** is better

[crete]

why was that deleted it wasnt swearing ?

[Dizzieblonde]

What kind of filth are you coming out with that they'd bleep you Crete?! :oO

[crete]

im scared to repeat the word but it means idle and lazy begins with f ends s

[naz_nomad]

they need to arrest me on 'suspicion' of something ...what is it?

[crete]

impersonating a monkey last night