HELPPP i dont understand this joke at all =/

[coz-bob]

please help me. i dont get this joke and loads of people think im an idiot haha.

A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips

if you understandd and can explain it to me in simple terms i would be very grateful =] thank you xx

[quizzled]

Curious about your joke, I googled it.

Apparently it is a quote from a character in the TV series Stargate, the big chap with the gold blob on his forehead. Teal'c.

It has been suggested on the fan sites that the joke is funny because Serpent and Horus guards are aliens and the Setesh guard is just a humble bloke, so he can't glow his eyes or glisten his beak. He can only drip his nose.
Hilarious.

Personally, having seen Stargate a few times, I think the real joke is that the character in question is known to have no sense of humour whatsoever, hence his 'joke' isn't even remotely amusing.

I hope this helps, and if people who are expert in Stargate trivia think you're an idiot, you might suggest to them that they should get a life.

[spurslady]

I'm with you Coz-bob I have no idea what it means. I think you have to be a sci-fi wizz to get it.