Two Essex girls

[LostSheep]

Two Essex girls walk up to a perfume counter and pick up a Sample bottle, Joanne sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace?"

"Yeah, what's it called?"

"Viens a moi"

"VIENS A MOI, what the f**k does that mean?"
At this stage the assistant offers some help.

"Viens a moi, ladies is French for 'come to me'"

Joanne takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again, saying, "That doesn't smell like come to me Trace. Does it smell like come to you?"

[wizard69]

lol.. just texted that on to a few friends.....love it lostsheep

[Lovinit]

Hehe.. good one

[smudge]

Dense or what, he, he!