news

[grasscarp]

television news

[THECORBYLOON]

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[Llamatron]

Yes but only on a Friday.
Unless it's full moon.

[Hammer Head]

And only if the tide is right.

[joko]

did ya...?

[crete]

yes ...?

[Pippa68]

I totally agree.

[brionon]

It's all filosofical innit ?

[stewey]

Don't be making fun of grasscarp, you lot. Ever stop to think he/she might of dropped dead in the middle of asking a serious question. Please be so kind as to be a tad more sensitive....... :)

[jump79]

Yes, you've come to the right section, well done :)

[Kathyan]

Yes he might 'have'!

[Hugh Spencer]

What a load of rubbish!

[crete]

hugh. you think this is rubbish... go into body and soul .

[stewey]

I really don't advise anyone in their right mind to venture into that minefield of ludicrousness..............although I think I'll pop over and take a boo.

[stewey]

Kathyan, sometimes the bumbling "of" imparts a little more humour than the pedantic "have"....I think so anyway... :)

[Kathyan]

Can't see the funny side.

[THECORBYLOON]

Come on now Kathyan, I fair laugh masel silly at the use of "of" rather than "have"...If you have a read Tommy Cooper's Autobiography, he devotes a whole chapter to it and it was the basis of many of Rowan Atkinson's classic sketches. As for the use of the Future Imperfect tense, I am crying wi laughter just at the thought of it...

Was it Shakespeare who wrote "To be, or not to be, that is the question, innit guv?"

[kwicky]

I prefer the radio for news.

[Hammer Head]

So if he did drop dead in the middle of writing the question, he's hardly going to be offended or upset at these replies is he.

[Llamatron]

If he dropped dead how did he click submit?

Unless his spirit clicked the left mouse button just before he ascended to heaven. But then he could have at least had the decency to finish the question.
Some people. Tut tut tut.

[anotheoldgit]

Why don't some of you guys give grasscarp a chance, and refrain from posting negative answers to negative questions?

Television news refers to the practice of disseminating current events via the medium of television. News Bulletins are programmes lasting from seconds to hours that provide updates on world, national, regional or local news events. Television channels may provide news bulletins as part of a regular program that is aired daily or more often at standard times. Less often, television shows may be interrupted or replaced by "news flashes" to provide news updates on current events of great importance or sudden events of great importance.

A newscast typically consists of the coverage of various news events and other information, either produced locally by a radio or television station newsroom, or by a broadcast network. It may also include such additional material as sports coverage, weather forecasts, traffic reports, commentary and other material that the broadcaster feels is relevant to their audience.

In some parts of the world there are 'rolling news' TV channels that broadcast news 24 hours a day.

To be continued