Why has this pervert not been hung ??

[Neilzulu1]

Read this and please explain why he is not swinging....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorksh ire/6260492.stm

[fran2]

Al darling. Win and I have been happily wed for years. My love is in bed now as he's on an early shift. I wish Jo could find a good woman,oh I forgot,he has his old doll to shag.

[Jo_the_Lion]

The thing is Al, most people (maybe even me) butter themselves up a little to make them sound better than they are. It's human nature.

Fran has admitted to having special need kids, one of which is violent. A morbidly obese daughter and a small stroke which has left one side of her face all manky and droopy. Secomd marriage to a black man who is a two rate lab tech and a brought council house.

If that is exaggeration, can you imagine the truth?

Beggers beliefe.

[fran2]

Jo you've got us down to a tee! How clever of you.

[fran2]

ADAMS..really CLOSE in BRIGHTON. hee hee

[fran2]

Right on beer:-))

[fran2]

It's "Belief" Jo not "Beliefe"

[Jo_the_Lion]

I think her family would make a suitable episode.

Oh and I live in Adams Close, Brighton and for some extrodinary reason she is pleased as punch that she knows this.

I also have a 34 inch inner thigh which is equally as interesting.

[fran2]

Hey Jo, Would you like to meet my daughter? I'll see if she can get time off work.

[Jo_the_Lion]

Oh dear, we are now questionning typos.

mmmmmmm.

[fran2]

Yay,,now I cant be blamed for giving your address out. Silly silly fool. We're coming to get you.ner ner ner ner ner ner

[fran2]

And why not al?

[fran2]

If jo can drag himself away from his old dolls smelly fanny that is:-))

[Jo_the_Lion]

I shall buy some disinfectant then.

Two thing are guaranteed with droopy chops.

1) She will question typos as if everybody else is thick.

2) She will threaten violence.

What has the world come to eh?

[fran2]

Good this innit?

[fran2]

So I take it we're welcome to your humble abode jo?