Anyone remember me

[Dom Tuk]

Back after a while. Are the regulars still here. Is it worth coming back?

[dummkopf]

I remember you Dom Tuk ! I just loiter here now, post occasionally, after they ruined the Sports page I threw my rattle out of the pram ! welcome back

[jno]

certainly, Dom Tuk - got anything you want to disagree on?

[China Doll]

Yeah sure. Got anything you feel like raising to get the ball rolling?

[Loosehead]

Hi Dom, well I'm still here, still a good site although the sports section has been ruined, was it that way before your absence?

[Katie~77]

Ooooh I remember you!!!!!!!x

[anotheoldgit]

Are you fully up and trained now?

[sp1814]

Dom Tuk

Blimey - this is so 'old school'.

Welcome back.

[B00]

'ello Dom- I don't think we ever spoke (?) but I remember you, are you well?

And of course it is ;-)

[johnlambert]

I remember you Dom Tuk
Welcome back

[nedflanders]

Of course......as long as you believe global warming is a myth!

[Shadow Man]

I seem to recall you were a patronising little man, full of egocentric ideals far removed from the real world. You argued quite immaturely if anybody dared speak outside of you pseudo-comfort zone, in the end often making youself look like an idiot.

You favoured the criminal over the innocent, the terrorist over the free, and the peasants over hard working middle England.

I remember you well and such was the importance and intellect of your responses, I had never noticed you had gone.

Welcome back. How was the few months off fighting for one-armed, lesbian, tree-hugging, muslim single mothers living in mud huts on the Armenian rainforests?

[Neilzulu1]

Hold on, that sounds like me.

[sp1814]

Dom Tuk

weird...Shadow Man's summarisation of you, is exactly the same as his summarisation of me.

Ergo - you are me.

Oh, it's gone all weird and existential now.

Incidentally everyone who lives in London - leave work now. There's a huge tube strike on for the next 72 hours.

[B00]

SP & Dom- I think Wardy secretly likes you both ;-)

[dot.hawkes]

Hiya, where have you been then? Welcome back : ))

[WaldoMcFroog]

"I seem to recall you were a patronising little man, full of egocentric ideals far removed from the real world. You argued quite immaturely if anybody dared speak outside of you pseudo-comfort zone, in the end often making youself look like an idiot." - Mr Kettle-Minter (or Pot-Minter, not sure which.)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

You couldn't have been more amusing if you'd done so deliberately. it was comments like this that always made me wonder if you were a real life Alan Partridge, Minter.

Welcome back, Dom Tuk.

[Shadow Man]

SP, your words hurt me. With all my apparent bigotted views you must be aware that black people and gaylords are well down the bottom of the list. Where, preytell, have I ever "summarised" you??

In fact for a Victorian value laden far-right liberal like me, I have no issue with gaylords whatsoever, which many on here, and in real life, find contradicts my overall value system. The same goes for my staunch anti fox-hunting stance.

As for blacks, I have issues with the "pop a cap in your ass" home boy who speaks like a Jamacan pimp when infact they are from Ipswich, and the ones who hang around in gangs and shoot people, but on the whole I am completey accepting of them and view my coloured "brothers" as equals.

I often find you at loggerheads with me, yet I hold no ill will to your colour or sexuality. Your politics suck, but that is what makes democracy I guess.

As for Waldo, the man can not answer a question without repeating huge parts from another. The man is just an idiot. Not a greatly offensive term, but a term I find best suits his overall persona.

[WaldoMcFroog]

I agree, Minter. Fancy judicious quoting of the relevant part of a message to which you are responding! Idiocy! It's Political Correctness gone mad. Has ever there been such an idiot as me?

Can we look forward to "Andrew Ward-Minter's Guide to Internet Forum Ettiquette" any time soon, and if so, do you worry that you face an uphill battle to get the world's Internet users to cease using long-established, universal protocols for responding to messages?