Penguin in desert

[Jillius]

Penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. He got out and pushed it through the stifling heat till he reached a garage. The mechanic had a look at it and told the penguin to come back in an hour. The penguin went and got an ice cream to cool him down and went back to the garage after an hour to see what the damage was. "Looks like you've blown a seal" said the mechanic.
The penguin wiped his mouth and said..."No, it's ice cream !!"

[howlie]

Thanks for that, I needed a laugh.

[gen2]

Of course it was ice-cream - I have my reputation to uphold. And in any case, what would a seal be doing in a desert?

[Jillius]

probably same as what a penguin would !! But if a seal wasn't there then it couldn't have been made into a joke ! lol

[bensmum]

I know I've read this very late but thank you - brilliant!