what would you have said/done ?

[corrie-anne]

Hi
I am part of a cabin crew on a well known airline, a couple of weeks ago,whilst midflight to Gran canaria,
an elderly gent asked if there was any where private on the aircraft, as he wanted to join the mile high club.
I did not know what to say, and pretended I did'nt knw what he was talking about, whilst nearly wetting myself with laughing inside.
What would you have said . ?

[888sally888]

a big fat NO!!

[weeal]

depends on what he looked like haha

[weeal]

joking

[raysparx1]

Give him a sick bag and tell him to pull his pudden into it. or get some old girl to sit next to him so she could give him a five knuckle shuffle. :-)

[4GS]

lol
I don't know what I would have said
BTW, was he with a partner?

[weeal]

was he only Economy Class too? tut

[steg]

tell him to go throu that door, pointing to the fire exit

[weeal]

no steg everyone would get sucked out !!!

[corrie-anne]

yes he was with hi wife, 4gs

[hau kola]

Lol@ weeal.

[weeal]

hi Kola

back to work for me in a mo, enjoy your healthy lunch !

[funnygirl]

Hey Corrie,
Have you had any passengers though taking part in the mile high club either discreetly or not??!!

[steg]

well point to the bomb bay doors tell him to stand there for a few minutes then open the bomb doors

[hau kola]

enjoy work,i might just chill out and watch tv.

[corrie-anne]

LOL @ weeal,
I must be getting as daft as every body else now,
Cos if everybody had got sucked out, there would have been over two hundred people in the mile high club.

[weeal]

oops just realised I used the wrong terminology

u know what I meant (blush)

[bigmamma]

Oh yes weeal ...tell me another ....

[corrie-anne]

well , funnygirl all i can say is, that some members of cabin crew have been known to enter the cockpit during night flights. And i will say no more than that.

[bigmamma]

Maybe to join the mile high club was on the old mans list of things to do before you die ......lol

[4GS]

Is that why it's called 'the cockpit' ;-))