AB News Bigot-o-meter

[Quinlad]

Which phrases or sentiments do you see spouted most frequently on this site?

Give us your suggestions. Once we've come up with a list, post any sightings of them on this thread (doesn't have to be the exact wording, just the gist). Then we'll tally them up at the end of the week/month and see which one wins.

I'll start.

"Bye bye Britain/I'm going to emigrate."
"The state of the country makes me cry."
"One rule for them, another for us."
"Bring back capital punishment."
"I'm just saying what other people daren't admit."
"It's political correctness gone mad."
"That doesn't make me a racist."
(followed by)
"So what if I am a racist? See if I care."
"We need National Service."
"I blame the EU."

Any more?

[Booldawg]

Which breakfast cereal advert had the song 'they're tasty, tasty, very very tasty'?

[squarebear]

Yep. Definitely a good one that Booldawg. That gets asked most weeks.

[R1Geezer]

"all the problems of today are MrsT's fault"

Adverts: "tasty tasty ver very tasty"

Money:
" if someone pays money into my account by mistake can I keep it"

shopping:
"if a shop prices a prodcut incorrectlly surely they have to sell it for that"!

Science:
"if they went to the moon why can't hubble see the debris"

Ab suggestions:
"WTF has happenned o the kin sport section"

Religion:
"all muslims are peaceful people, all the problems are caused by G. Bush"

[squarebear]

Which bank has the sort code .........?

[34years]

Believe me, I'm not offended by his views. It's impossible to be!

[LoftyLottie]

I have emailed the editor........................

...................... but I haven't had a reply

[Quinlad]

"End of."

[LoftyLottie]

In Animals and Nature

'Should I take my (insert breed of animal) to the vet. He is gasping for breath and lost half his body weight and hasn't eaten for three weeks (or similar).........................................."

[LoftyLottie]

Sorry, Quinlad, just realised it's a Bigot-o-meter for the news section. LL goes back to sleep................

[Quinlad]

Censorship? Again, that's the funny thing with the AB bigots. You disagree with, ridicule or highlight what they say, and they start complaining that they're being gagged.

In fact, there's another one:

"You can't say anything these days."

[34years]

ridicule or highlight what they say, and they start complaining that they're being gagged.

[Oneeyedvic]

34yearsridicule or highlight what they say, and they start complaining that they're being gagged.

;-)

[34years]

Sorry Mr Quinlad don't make me eat worms!











DTH

[Kromovaracun]

I didn't think we were listing them to silence them. I thought that was just because they're quite funny.

AB would be boring as hell without them.

[Quinlad]

Crikey, I seem to have touched a nerve.

We can talk about immigration if it makes you feel better?