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[Quinlad]

Which phrases or sentiments do you see spouted most frequently on this site?

Give us your suggestions. Once we've come up with a list, post any sightings of them on this thread (doesn't have to be the exact wording, just the gist). Then we'll tally them up at the end of the week/month and see which one wins.

I'll start.

"Bye bye Britain/I'm going to emigrate."
"The state of the country makes me cry."
"One rule for them, another for us."
"Bring back capital punishment."
"I'm just saying what other people daren't admit."
"It's political correctness gone mad."
"That doesn't make me a racist."
(followed by)
"So what if I am a racist? See if I care."
"We need National Service."
"I blame the EU."

Any more?

[34years]

what about animals white or black


'Should I take my (insert breed of animal) to the vet. He is gasping for breath and lost half his body weight and hasn't eaten for three weeks (or similar).........................................."



pink, blue, yellow, green, purple




DTH

[Supernick]

My grandfather didn't fight for this

Why don't these scientists work on a cure for cancer?

If you don't have children you can't understand

[MrLee-Gend]

should we rename cb legend bank


should we rename ab legendbank

legends on here 24 hours a day , i know cos im here and see him alll the time


im not ignoring my family theyre at work/school/asleep/watching footy



im not a bad parent the kids fine watchin a dvd while im on ab


pm me on facebook


catchyou on msn



huggy huggy oh i wanna vomittttttt


sorry i went offf on one .


bye.

[puss_boots]

What I want to know is what you all look like, and also how did you come by your username and what are you having for tea.

[MrLee-Gend]

Pant-fillingly hilarious



boring dulll


have another drink


poke my bum with a pointed stick


ive been to londis then masterbated into a wad of andrex


t5he graveyard was , followed by rambling about ipods etc etc


masterchef ..........................



prawn vindalooo blah blah blah blah

[whiffey]

Are you having a go at me ?

Fame !! At last (blushes somewhat but not in italics because I can't be ar$ed)

p.s. it's mastUrbated.

[MrLee-Gend]

sorry

forgot



im a mosderator ( asif )

im a platinum member


i had tea with the ab ed


i spoke to the ab ed


the ab ed sent me a personal email


i went for a drink with the abed


i am the ab ed


and countless stories about pianos , phall, and the ultimate bore



the trains should stop at carlisle

verging on comedy , only in the mind of a child




there are more but im bored now.


DID THIS HELP?

[jno]

tut, no mention of the evil and corrupt Gordon Brown yet? Or the Scottish mafia generally?

[Booldawg]

I'm not Sexy Russian posting under an alias

[34years]

Before anyone leaps on their high horse to accuse me of being a 'loonie lefty'

[34years]

Contrary to popular belief, large parts of the UK have very little ethnic minorities,

[34years]

Seriously, does Legend really work in a sex shop?

[34years]

politicians cringing and fawning incase they upset minorities,

[Quinlad]

:-)

*waves*