Ah my darlings...
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
Others don't"
But of all the many Valentine cards I received all those years ago (ho-ho, who's fibbing now?!) my favourite inscription in one of them (quoting Ogden Nash) was this:
"I'm no saint and I have my doubts about Valentine too.."
Oh well, old age and a bad leg are telling me to go to bed clutching my pills.
Behave badly you lot in my absence and see you all in the morning as we try to fathom the depths of Dusty's mind.
No doubt you will, then, all be surrounded by cards, roses, and chocolates from your many admirers but I don't want to hear about the risqu� lingerie - I'm not sure the ticker could stand the excitement!!