Could this be true?

[sir.prize]

A man goes out golfing. On the 2nd hole he sees a frog next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
He looks at the frog, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10in from the cup. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, hey?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man takes the frog with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one.
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man’s had best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"
The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
At the roulette table the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash comes sliding across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies,
"Ribbit Kiss Me."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a Gorgeous girl.
"And that is how the girl ended up in my room Elin. So help me God or my name is not Tiger Woods."

[xxFidgetxx]

LOL well if my hubby came up with that excuse i'd hit him with a golf club too.

;-)

[xxFidgetxx]

Good one though sir.prize

[marval]

HaHa lol

[whiskeryron]

I hope that this a true story, I've been looking at frogs all day, not 1 of them has spoken to me yet.