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HealthandSafety | 11:38 Wed 21st Jul 2010 | ChatterBank
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You may see me walking thorough your threads and posts with my clipboard taking notes.This is because we have had a complaint about loud music all night here, excessive drinking and fun having and other activities that I will be now sticking my nose into. Currently we aim to cut loud music and excessive laughing from 100% down to 6% with permission. Excessive drinking will be curbed 100% with a zero tolerance attitude. Loud laughing in particular "Lolling" "Pmsl" "Haha'ing" and any other show of blatant happiness will be dealt with. Another unseen danger is the completely unprovoked use of excessive ellipses..............there is no need for these.......and the punishment will be to have your full stop key amputated. Im sure we'll all enjoy our time here together.
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Also please don't see me as a nosy party pooping tw*t, but more as a friend you just have'nt met yet.
11:39 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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Can i have a beer now?
11:40 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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arh well, that's me in the sh!t :-o(
11:41 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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What happened to Isacc Hunt?
11:41 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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I somehow don't think he meant you fluff..........................
11:42 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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''please don't see me as a nosy party pooping tw*t''

Sorry but you'll always be that to me...
11:42 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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Mcfluff just have to say that these rules don't go into action till friday so at the moment I will just be taking notes and logging offenders and potential troublemakers. Believe me you do not want to be on my list.
I forgot to mention smileys are also seen as offensive bobbisox
11:43 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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changed his first name to warwick ttfn...ha-ha
warwick-hunt?
11:43 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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.......................... still want a beer, or a glass of wine, failing that any strong drug that will render me unconcious will do...........................................
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11:43 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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Is pervy sex ok cos Redman and I are getting a bit of a reputation...
11:44 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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:-) pmsl and rolflmfao - which is some feat let me tell you.........................................
11:44 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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H & S reads more like a load of old Quorn to me Bobbi ROFL (;-)) etc., etc., etc.
11:45 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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Hmmm.....Interesting.....I can now see why they called me.....
11:46 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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I have taken everthing on board H.a.S
can I ROTFL whilst PMSL please??
11:46 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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Sorry I am blatently happy......take me to court
11:48 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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could you be alluding to moi b.a.c dear?
11:48 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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Nice to see you're an optimist.................you'll still be here on Friday?
11:48 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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I need someone to respresent me for my happiness
Barmaid how much do you charge please or do I get legal aid?
11:50 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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Care to borrow the zimmer Bobbi?
11:52 Wed 21st Jul 2010

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