Royal wedding list

[Dom Tuk]

So when are we likely to see the wedding list in the papers. Surely he cannot ask for any more presents especially the second time around.

[andy hughes]

We won't see the present list in the paper because that would be the height of vulgarity!

Hang on ..... Prince Charles ... Royal Family ... tight as a gnat's chuff ... I'll let you know as soon as it's published!

[LeMarchand]

I've put down for the toaster!

[galltin]

I bagsie the teaspoons.