Blimey. I've lived all over the country, Glasgow, Birmingham, Surrey - I have family in Bristol (yes, where they do talk like tharrt), Northants (different sort of tharrt), Wirral, Scotland - and to be honest I really don't notice take any notice of accents any longer, it's all one to me. I love the sounds of some of the accents and dialects (although some are still hard to decipher!). I've never lived in the North of England but I know lots of people who do, and none of them have a ferret - any more than any of my friends and family down here in the south-east are chinless wonders. Viva la difference, I say - otherwise travelling would be very boring!