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to Rome .
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>"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was
overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on
me hand and foot.
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>And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a £5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in
the city.
>They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"
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>"Well," muttered the
hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."
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>"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured
the Vatican , a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so
kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.
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>Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked
through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."
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>"Oh really, what'd he say?"
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>He said: "Who the fukc
did your hair?"
(Sorry I don't know what the heck happened herem should be in 'Jokes') DOH!!