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Friendship!
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>Friendship ~ None of
that Sissy Stuff
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>Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
>Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
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>You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~ Just
the stone cold truth of our great friendships.
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>1.. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry barsteward who made you sad.
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2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
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>>3 When you smile ~ I will know
you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
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>>4. When you are scared ~I will nag on you about it every
chance I get until you're NOT.
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>>5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining.
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6. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
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>7.. When you are ill ~ Stay the feck away from me
until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
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>8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy arse, but I'll help you up.
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>9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~
because you are my friend.
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>10 Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it, but only you
>can feel the true warmth.
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>Friendship ~ None of
that Sissy Stuff
>
>Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
>Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
>
>
>You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~ Just
the stone cold truth of our great friendships.
>>
>1.. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry barsteward who made you sad.
>
2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>
>>3 When you smile ~ I will know
you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
>
>>4. When you are scared ~I will nag on you about it every
chance I get until you're NOT.
>
>>5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining.
>>
6. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
>
>7.. When you are ill ~ Stay the feck away from me
until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
>>
>8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy arse, but I'll help you up.
>>
>9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~
because you are my friend.
>
>10 Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it, but only you
>can feel the true warmth.
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