Two AB ladies, TTFN and Mamy, had been the best of friends for over 50 years. Over the decades they had spent together, they had worked together, lived next door to each other, and even vacationed together. In their golden years, they would meet every afternoon to play cards.One day, as they were wrapping up a game of Snap, TTFN looks at Mamy sheepishly and says , "Now please don't get angry with me. I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't seem to remember your name! I've been wracking my brain for the past hour but it still escapes me. Please remind a forgetful old lady!" Mamy glares angrily at TTFN. For five minutes, she doesn't speak, only giving her friend stares of disappointment. Finally, Mamy asks, "How soon do you need to know?"