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Bobbisox | 16:34 Thu 31st Mar 2011 | Jokes
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> Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
> It was just After Eight.
> They got off at Quality Street .
> He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.
> 'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.
> He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
> Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
> He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
> Soon they were Heart Throbs.
> It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
> But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
> Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!


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I said "snides and sniggers" which was what I was LOL at...OK?
To me it sounded funny....
11:23 Fri 01st Apr 2011
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Nobody said the n word.
11:26 Fri 01st Apr 2011
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I think it was the 'snides and sniggers...am I allowed to say that LOL'

As she knew how it sounded.
11:28 Fri 01st Apr 2011
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It is a joke, chill out folks lol
11:28 Fri 01st Apr 2011
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that went badly wrong marval
most of my threads tend to ya know..LOL
11:30 Fri 01st Apr 2011
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Not your fault Bobbi, people should read things properly
11:32 Fri 01st Apr 2011
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nothing wrong with the thread, the reply was to me,
11:32 Fri 01st Apr 2011
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ha-ha OK anne, I am easily confused you know...
11:35 Fri 01st Apr 2011
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this thread about a joke has gone from "it's been done a few time before"
to an argument
how stupid is this?
11:38 Fri 01st Apr 2011
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Morning.

Can we stop this please? On all sides.

Spare Ed
11:38 Fri 01st Apr 2011
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this is going round in circles and getting silly. bobbi go put the kettle on and let it slip away.
11:40 Fri 01st Apr 2011
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what horrible individuals certain people are becoming on this site. Can't wait to gleefully jump all over some people if they percieve they've put the tiniest step in the wrong direction.

No wonder I don't enjoy the site as much as I used to.
11:40 Fri 01st Apr 2011
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boo. this is hardly an isolated incident today, :( and spare ed has stepped in......
11:44 Fri 01st Apr 2011
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Have to agree with B00...
11:44 Fri 01st Apr 2011
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I hope a line in the sand can be drawn under this now please
11:51 Fri 01st Apr 2011
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Also agree with Boo.
11:52 Fri 01st Apr 2011

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