Body & Soul4 mins ago
awwww sweet eh?
> Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
> It was just After Eight.
> They got off at Quality Street .
> He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.
> 'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.
> He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
> Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
> He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
> Soon they were Heart Throbs.
> It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
> But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
> Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
mmmm..
> It was just After Eight.
> They got off at Quality Street .
> He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.
> 'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.
> He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
> Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
> He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
> Soon they were Heart Throbs.
> It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
> But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
> Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
mmmm..
Answers
Best Answer
No best answer has yet been selected by Bobbisox. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.
For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
-- answer removed --
-- answer removed --
-- answer removed --
-- answer removed --
-- answer removed --
-- answer removed --
-- answer removed --
-- answer removed --