Where's the Sausage

[Jemisa]

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The bloke, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am.. But let me ask you something.

“If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"


The assistant says, "No sir, I probably wouldn't."



The bloke says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage,
why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"



The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords sir."

[anneasquith]

oh............... excellent.

[Jemisa]

Glad you liked anne.

jem :o)

[scrummyyummy]

This made me laugh out loud! :)

[marval]

lol