Older women are so reasonable !!!!!
After being married for 44 years I took a careful look at my wife one day and said "44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10" black and white tv, but I got to sleep with a hot 25 year-old girl.
Now I have a $1,500,000 home, a $50,000 car, nice big bed and a plasma tv, but I'm sleeping with a 69 year-old woman. It seems to me that you're holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told be to go out and find a hot 25 year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again have a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10" black and white tv.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.