Favourite Joke.

[Jemisa]

Has anyone got a favourits joke? how about sharing it.?
Barer in mind the ED has his big black marker at the ready

Jem

[sophie_1003]

Heard it before but can't remember?

[sophie_1003]

Lol!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick

[Hopkirk]

OK, I just realised it's twenty one balls.

[sophie_1003]

Maybe the answer should have been a pool table; does that add up right then?

[AB Editor]

What flies and wobbles?



A Jellycopter.

[sophie_1003]

Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin

Love elephant jokes!

[marval]

Whats the only part of Popeye that does not rust?
The bit he keeps in Olive oil.

[sophie_1003]

How do you catch a rabbit?
Stand behind a tree nd make carrot noises.

[TheOtherHalf]

q- why did the chicken cross the road.
a - To get his old age pension

Dont get it ?

neither did he, he wasnt 65

[marval]

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut

How do you get down from the tree
Sit on a leaf and wait for Autumn

[Hopkirk]

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

[Hopkirk]

Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot

[TheOtherHalf]

Child - mummy mummy why do I keep going around in circles
Mum - shut up or I`ll nail your other foot to the floor !

Sorry for that folks (not pc and all that but it is an old joke )

[snags]

How can you tell if a Vegan came to your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll fekkin tell you...

[steg]

2 guys walk into a pub, one says to the other "your round " the other replies "so are you you fat basturd"

[Slapshot]

Walked by Abdul's carpet shop the other morning, looked up to see Abdul shaking a carpet on the balcony. I shouted up to him, "what's up Abdul, won't it start"

[TheOtherHalf]

I like my men like curtains

Easy to pull and well hung

[marval]

2 parrots are sitting on a perch and one says"can you smell fish"?

[steg]

what's pink & hairy, got 5 fingers and drives a tractor?









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a farm hand