Catholic heart attack!

[Jemisa]

It seems my jokes haven't been up to scratch of late, (even Ed commented) I hope I redeem myself with this one.....

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open-heart bypass
surgery.. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital .
As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'
He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have money in the bank?'
He replied, 'No money in the bank.'

The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun..'
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not
spinsters! Nuns are married to God..'

The patient replied, 'Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.'

[Ric.ror]

I'm sorry but I don't get it
Mind you I am a little ill today

[milly143]

Sorry. But then I just don't ever find jokes in this form funny. So I don't know why I read them actually.

[sidkid]

Well I thought it was very funny. Jem, don't worry about the humour-bypass crowd.....How could any normal well-balanced person find this joke offensive???????

[stoofur]

I liked it too!

[Frank97]

Lol :-)

[wildwood]

Good joke. Good punchline. Excellent. 9/10 jem.

I don't care who it offends as long as the joke is funny,

[Ric.ror]

I have just seen the last line (stupid work computer)
of course I get it now
Doh

[Jemisa]

I think it was 60/40 here in favour of the joke thankyou. I don't think it was offensive but to each his own.

jem

[samak]

Nice one Jem

[RATTER15]

Mildly amusing :)

[AB Editor]

I smiled. What are you on about RedHelen? We like a bit of banter on here usually.

[China Doll]

Not offensive at all. However, also not funny. Sorry.

[daftgrandad]

Very good jem.
Agree with docs comment.
Morning doc XXX

[gina32]

china doll, i was going to say exactly the same

[Jemisa]

Of course Red-Helen you are allowed your opinion & glad of it.
I suppose because my daughter in law is Irish and my nx door nieghbour is Irish and I had told them the joke & which they found to be amusing and me being catholic too I assumed I had vetted it enough, Hey Ho!!

Perhaps my next joke will be suitable.

jem

[WuTang]

keep em comin Jem!!!