Are you insured for sex?

[NoMercy]

Are you insured for sex?

Make sure you have the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

Sex with your spouse - Legal and General.

Sex on the phone - Direct Line.

Sex with your partner - Standard Life.

Sex with various partners - Go Compare.

Sex on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with posh totty - Privileged.

Sex with a fat bird - More Than.

Sex with a tranny - Confused.com.

[Mick-Talbot]

i'm wasting my Fluffing money if i am.


are virgin doing any insurance ?

[ll_billym]

Sex with family members - Norwich Union

[Graham-W]

Sex in the Northern UK - Scottish Widows

[DTCwordfan]

Sex with Prostitutes/Escorts. The Cooperative Insurance

[DTCwordfan]

Sex with Tennis Players - Ace Insurance

[DTCwordfan]

Sex with Fat People - Chubb Insurance

[mrs_overall]

Sex with yourself - Budget

[redman41]

For Spinsters = Virgin Home Ins

[mrs_overall]

Sex with a heavy drinker - AA

[mushroom25]

Hiscox Insurance - I'm sure you can work that one out for yourself.

[redman41]

For Men Only = Hiscox

[mrs_overall]

Sex with a prime minister - Churchill

[ll_billym]

Sex when she's not on the pill - Egg

[DTCwordfan]

Sex with a Methodist - The Weslayan Assurance Society

surely sex with a Methodist is an oxymoron?

[DTCwordfan]

Sex with a Menstruating Woman - Pearl Insurance

[mrs_overall]

Oi DT - I was raised as a Methodist and I am not a moron ;-)

[DTCwordfan]

I was raised one too! What about Oxy then?

[DTCwordfan]

Or I could say, tongue in cheek, "Are you practising?"

Didn't say whether that was Methodism or Sex.....

[mrs_overall]

Oxy? My daughter uses it for her acne

[mrs_overall]

DT - no I am practising......lol