Two Quick Ones.

[daftgrandad]

Man visits the doctor.
Doc says "Whats your problem"?
Man replies "I seem to have a strawberry in my ear"
Doc says "Hang on,I,ll get you some cream for that."


A duck finishes a meal,in a restaurant and goes to settle the account.
"Will you be paying cash"? asks the waiter.
"No" says the duck,"Just stick it on my bill "

[marval]

HaHa

[merrydennis]

.:)))

[standian]

you are daftgrandad... ;-)