Updated nursery rhyme

[paross]

Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece all white and whispy
Along came foot n mouth disease and now it's black and crispy

[Ankou]

mary had a little watch
she kept it in her garter
and when the boys asked her the time
she knew what they were after

[marval]

Mary had a little lamb
She fed it castor oil
And everywhere that wee lamb went
It fertilized the soil.

[Bobbisox]

this is good.:o)
a bit like
"The boy who stood on the burning deck" one
thanks, I have smiled at all of them

[fourteen85]

Mary had a little pig
She couldn't stop it gruntin
she took it down the garden path
and kicked its little c--- in

[cupid04]

mary had a little lamb
and she had a duck
she put them on the windowsill
to see if they would f***!

[marval]

Mary had her little lamb
On a plate as her main course
It looked at her so sadly
As she ate it with mint source

[cupid04]

twinkle, twinkle little star, Eddie51.

[MichaelZZ]

Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffett
Her knickers all tattered and torn.
It wasn't a spider that sat down beside her
But Little Boy Blue - with his horn

[magicmerlin]

Old mother hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch the poor doggy a bone

When she bent over
The doggy walked over
And gave a bone of his own

[DTCwordfan]

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow.
And every where that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.

Now Mary found the price of meat too high,
Which really didn't please her.
Tonight she is having the leg of lamb,
The rest is in the freezer.
*****

Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
And turned its wool to nylon.
*****

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was black as charcoal
Every time it jumped the fence
You could see its little ***.

[DTCwordfan]

rsole for the last word