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Jemisa | 22:24 Thu 14th Jul 2011 | Jokes
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RISQUE..


A Florida Man walks into a bar with
a pet
alligator by his side.

He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the
astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood
inside.
Then, the gator will close his mouth for one minute.
Then, he'll
open his mouth
and I'll
remove my unit unscathed.
In return
for witnessing this spectacle,
each of you
will buy me a drink."
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The crowd
murmured their approval.
The man
stood up on the bar,
dropped his
trousers,
and placed
his John Thomas and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator
closed his mouth
as the crowd
gasped.
After a
minute,
the man
grabbed a beer
bottle
and smacked the
alligator
hard on the top of
its
head.
The gator
opened his mouth
and the man
removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd
cheered,
and the
first of his free
drinks were
delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone £100
who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell
over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A cute blonde
timidly
spoke
up..........
"I'll
try it.
Just don't
hit my head so hard
with the
beer bottle!"
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Oh - ha ha jem. I didn't expect that. Very funny.
Question Author
Thanks Star.. Glad you enjoyed it.

jem
pmsl jem - thanks, halifax son loved it :)))
Question Author
Thanks H--mum & son.

jem
ha-ha Jem xxx
ha ha great one,loved it.
lol
We weren't expecting that....
Very good!!!! :-)
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Well md, it was due another airing, there's a whole new generation out there now. Glad you liked it.

jem
I liked it too Jem, I got that one via email :-)
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Did Den send it to you Bobbi? Got a new one coming up. Keep 'em peeled.

jem

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