someone I know managed to nick a police car.
Came out of the pub (in Kent) blitzed.
Got into his car, a white Ford Taurus, and drove home.
Got to bed and 2 and a 1/2 hours later, bang, bang on his front door.
Poliz standing there, "What have you done with our car?"
"What are you talking about?"
Long and short of it, he opens his garage door to find a Kent Police Ford Taurus in there.....
He had stumbled out of the pub, so blitzed and, despite all the extra equipment, had driven it home. Their mistake was leaving the car open.
No prosecution as (i) he had been home for such a long time and (ii) the embarrassment to the Fuzz........