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Healthy Diet...........
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River Thames in
London.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
“I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the
same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.”
“Well,” said the big Croc, “what have you been eating?”
“Politicians, same as you,” replied the small Croc.
“Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?”
“Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by the
Parliament House.”
“Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?”
“Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to
unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh!t out of them and eat ‘em!”
”Ah!” says the big Crocodile, “I think I see your problem. You’re not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the sh!t out
of a Politician, there’s nothing left but an *** and a briefcase.
London.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
“I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the
same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.”
“Well,” said the big Croc, “what have you been eating?”
“Politicians, same as you,” replied the small Croc.
“Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?”
“Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by the
Parliament House.”
“Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?”
“Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to
unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh!t out of them and eat ‘em!”
”Ah!” says the big Crocodile, “I think I see your problem. You’re not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the sh!t out
of a Politician, there’s nothing left but an *** and a briefcase.
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