Glasgow

[Harry-Wragg]

Q. What do you call a Glaswegian wearing a suit, shirt and tie?
A. The Accused.

Q. What do you call a drunk Glaswegian wearing a suit, shirt and tie?
A. The Acquitted.

[piggynose]

i take it you dont like glasgow : (

[cc1]

First time I heard this it was Liverpudlians! Seems to be a case of insert your own least favourite.

[Harry-Wragg]

Ah cumfy Glesga

[piggynose]

so do all ma cousins, and if they ever get a hod of you, they´ll skelp your behind.

lol

[Harry-Wragg]

Ah'm no feart o' yer cousins, unless they're wimmin.

[piggynose]

they´ll have you greeting in minutes. the big yun´s been in &ooot of burlinee many times.

[Harry-Wragg]

Only been in the Bar L wance, an that wis visitin the granwean

[Harry-Wragg]

howzitgaun hoosemoose?

[piggynose]

so harry, has yr ma got a sewing machine?

[Harry-Wragg]

I'm fine housemouse - thanks for asking - HarryW

[steg]

;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcT3_KYllSY

[piggynose]

its called banter h.mouse

[piggynose]

where in weegieland do you stay harry?

[tinkerbell23]

Me too!! Well... Just ootside glasgow!!!!!!!

[DTCwordfan]

My fav Glaswegian one is the local who goes into the main library and is confronted by a tweed-suited, horn-rimmed specs,wee Mary of a librarian.

"D'ye hav a book on suicide then?"

Be awae wiv ye, yae nae bringin' it back."