Did you know this?

[missprim]

Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips?

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN
LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.



THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.



YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU? --

[marval]

HaHa

[plautus]

Franciscans are friars not monks, so the chips would be taken to the friary by the chips monks to be fried by the friars. You didn't see that one coming either.

[missprim]

very good Plautus

[JonnyBoy12]

I think that this joke has had its' chips!

[joggerjayne]

You should have posted this joke yesterday ... coz it was Fryday.

[DTCwordfan]

The chips came "Out of the Friary pan and into the Friar"