Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?
A: I'll never do that for two bucks again.
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
"Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something ... but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."
After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.
A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"
"Yeah, but we're getting farther from the truck," the other added.
Three Essex girls were taking a walk in the Suffolk countryside when they came upon a line of tracks. The first Essex girl said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second Essex girl said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
The third Essex girl said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"
They where still arguing ten minutes later when the London to Ipswich train hit them.
Last evening 7 mostly hidden deer in field below us feeding on wheat..
Tonight the harvesters been and 7 deer very conspicuous and having to work for dinner.
Joke's on the deer.