My wife said, "Put it in .. come on put it in"
I said, "Alright, give me a chance"
She said, "Now out ..."
I said, "Fecking hell love ... hang on"
She said, "Now in again"
I said, "For fecks sake ... I can't do it"
She said, "Shall we just leave the Hokey Cokey for now?"