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Me and Mr Jones......
I was at the football when an announcement came over the tannoy just before kick-off that said, "Could Mr Jones please contact the nearest steward.
Your wife has gone in to labour"
The bloke sat next to me said, "That's me"
I said, "Oh my God, this is going to be such a massive moment in your life"
He said, "I know ... three points here and we'll get into Europe"
Your wife has gone in to labour"
The bloke sat next to me said, "That's me"
I said, "Oh my God, this is going to be such a massive moment in your life"
He said, "I know ... three points here and we'll get into Europe"
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