Drunk

[starone]

An inebriated gent is stopped by the police around 1:00 A.M. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effect it has on the human body."
The cop asks, "Really? Who is giving this lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."

[chelle7272]

lol like it...

[notasyoungasiwas]

Agree !