i heard a funny noise coming from the fridge last night.
I shushed everyone while i listened.
It sounded - for all the world - like an onion! It was as if it was singing, ever so quietly, in its oniony kind of way, bee gees songs!
I cautiiously opened the door, only to find that, of course, the onions weren't singing at all!
It was.......
you're gonna hate yourself, but you'll smile at this...............