Poker face........

[ELVIS68]

I got home very late last night from a poker evening with my mates. The wife was of course waiting up, ready to moan as usual.

"Stop!" I said. "Don't even bother getting p!ssed off. Pack your bags. I lost you in the poker game. You're moving in with Bob."

"How could you do such a terrible thing?" she whined.

"Wasn't easy," I said. "I don't normally fold with four aces."

[wildwood]

Good one!

[albaqwerty]

ROFL


However, my OH has seen this and has given him an idea..