Psychics

[Harry-Wragg]

One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?

[ELVIS68]

Night gloren xx

No Zooa, I`m on a yellow card

[cupid04]

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?





Depends if the lightbulb wants to change!

[ELVIS68]

No probs Zooa, I`ll just keep out of the law section, you`re not allowed to make jokes in there

[Answerprancer]

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
...fish.

[wildwood]

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two of course, the biggest mystery is how they got inside the light bulb in the first place.

[carrust]

How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
2. One to change the bulb, whilst the other one travels up from Folkstone....

[marval]

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Afghan:
Light bulb? What light bulb?

Australian Shepherd
Put all the bulbs in a little circle ...

Beagle:
Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one? And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Chihuahua
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Dachshund:
I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Greyhound
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Hound Dog
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Irish Wolfhound
Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Labrador:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!!! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Mastiff:
Mastiffs are not afraid of the dark.

Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Pointer
I see it! There it is! Right there!

Rottweiller:
Go Ahead! Make me!

Shitzu:
Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.

Toy Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cat:
You need light to see?

[albaqwerty]

You are all as mad as a box of frogs.

Many thanks for the laughs :D

[Lie-in King]

How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - one to change the bulb and another to hold my penis ... I mean my mother ... I mean the ladder.

[Lie-in King]

I'll be off to the dungeon then...