For Sale:

[Philtaz]

2 boxes of Ronseal nail varnish, no longer required.

Contact: Paul McCartney 08717 236121

[didoatwork]

Ooch!

[chelle7272]

hehe

[ummmm]

I don't get it...

[JonnyBoy12]

I don't get it either. Please explain to us lesser mortals.

[Philtaz]

It kinda loses its comedic value if I really have to explain it.....!

[trt]

I don't get it...

[snags]

Shouldn't it be Ronseal wood varnish?

[cazzz1975]

is this a joke about heathers wooden leg?

[ummmm]

You just C&P my answer....lol

[albaqwerty]

It's another attempt at humour-poking at Heather and her disability.

[cazzz1975]

I never got the "wooden leg named smith" joke either :o

[albaqwerty]

There once was a man with a wooden car, wooden wheels and a wooden engine.
It wooden (wouldn't) go.

[The Builder]

"I've got nothing against your other leg. The trouble is ....... neither have you...."

[didoatwork]

Ha, ha Builder!

[Philtaz]

Shouldn't it be Ronseal wood varnish? Snags.

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Oh the irony.......!

[Philtaz]

Paul McCartney's finding it hard to adapt to his new wife.

When she asks for a foot rub he still keeps reaching for the sandpaper.