Forgot my glasses

[McMouse]

Yesterday my wife asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.


She said "Are you nuts? You're over 65 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"


I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"


I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!


Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

[marval]

lol