Is this how you play golf?

[wolf63]

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:

BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE.


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NOW - FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF


:-)

[Mamyalynne]

Susan, must be why I never mastered it LOL

[wolf63]

Yep - but then we don't need instructions on how to pee. ;-)

[Hopkirk]

I always chuckle at this tea towel explaining cricket

http://static.cricinf...S/CMS/50600/50633.jpg