Yet another Blonde Joke

[Hymie]

A ventriloquist was mid-way through his act (which was going down well with the audience), when he started on ‘blonde jokes’ material. Within a short while, a blond woman in the audience stood up and started to berate the performance in a loud voice – explaining that although she was blonde she did not consider her herself stupid; and that he should be ashamed of himself for using jokes which perpetuate this myth.

Having had his act loudly interrupted, the ventriloquist stood up and apologised that the jokes had caused her offence. And went on to say that it was all meant in jest. But before he could finish, the blonde woman interrupted him, saying ‘I’m not talking about you – it’s that short-@rsed guy on your knee, telling all the jokes.