Useful

[marval]

Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presents you would rather not have received:

1. Thanks a lot.

2. My word! What a gift.

3. Well, well, well

4. If I hadn't put on so much weight recently it would have fitted me

5. . Gosh, I hope I never lose this. We're always losing things around here.

6. It's great; but I'm worried about the envy it may create.

7. Just my luck to get this on the very Christmas I promised to give all my gifts to charity.

8. Unfortunately, I am about to enter MI5's Witness Protection programme.

9. Frankly, I don't deserve this.

10. Really, you shouldn't have.

[tenrec]

I use no. 1 and no. 10 most!

[wildwood]

What a coincidence... uncle Bob gave me one just like it, I'll have to change one of them.

[missprim]

I use 1 and then 10.

[DTCwordfan]

The challenge is to use No 8......