Vaseline

[Slapshot]

VASELINE
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young
woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the
product?'
She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'
'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'
'We use it for sex.'

The researcher was a little taken back.
'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle
chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people
do
use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so
far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'

We put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.'

[maggiebee]

Like it

[missprim]

Good belly laugh.

[starone]

Yes. very good

[mickrog]

mom and dad and their daughter at home.....make the tea says dad to wife....ive been at work all day you make it.....ive been at work too says the dad and tells his daughter to make it...she replies ive been at colledge all day

ok....first one who speaks makes the tea says dad

a hour later boorbell goes and daughters boyfriend comes in
nobody speaks so he just sits there
he looks at his girlfriend moves over and kisses her then makes love to her and then sits back in his chair

still nobody speaks and another hour passes during which time he starts thinking and finding his girtlfriends mom attractive...so moves over and makes love to her

when hes finished he goes to the kitchen cus he fancies a cup of tea but when the kettle has boiled he spills it on his hand

i need to put somat on this he thinks so goes back into the lounge and asks....have you any vaseline/

SOD THIS FOR A GAME SAYS THE DAD...I WILL MAKE THE BLOODY TEA.